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Beauty and the Beach

Prepare to be swept away! Hot newcomer Rachel Mann joins steamy Bianca Trump and the scorching Rayne in Tease Me Productions spectacular new outdoor feature Beauty and The Beach. Filmed on location throughout the beautiful beaches and canyons of California's golden coasts. Beauty is a mesmerizing story of beauty and mystery as sensual as it is sexual. Isn't it time you entered the sea of love?

Pay Now, Touch Later

What about it? Is that a big bankroll in your pants, or are you just horny for me? You had better be flush with cash to get at my gash! Only the very best will do, fine food, champagne and a limo please! Remember the name of the game: Pay Now, Touch Later, and it's worth every penny!

Bonfire Of The Panties

That's how it works when the fires in you loins. Welcome to Bonfire of the Panties. The new wave camera of William Black fresh from the triumphs of Anal Nation and Total Reball points his twisted camera at the Me Decade of the 80's and what can happen when greed goes awry. He has assembled some of the biggest names in adult film: Gorgeous Raven, hot blonde Nikki Wilde, the sultry Ashley Nicole and foxy Missy Warner. All shot in the new wave style that pushes his movies to the top of the charts. Turn on Bonfire and watch the sirens ignite.

Oh! You Beautiful Doll

The storyline continues as Keisha writes about this “Veronica” nympho college babe whose presence in the school dorm is a genuine source of inspiration to the pelvic region. Before you scream, “Oh, no, I smell pizza coming ‘round the corner,” let me hasten to tell you the sex episodes here are hot, clever, witty, sexy and Keisha’s “voiceover” banter features some colorful use of the language. The Tom Byron-Buck Adams-Faith Turner sexpisode is particularly well played and Veronica Doll, well, is absolutely that. She on the packaging is a compelling reason why retailers should stock this.

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Fuk Fuk A Brasileira

FUK FUK A BRASILEIRA (aka FUK FUK THE Brazilian) is a goofy piece of South American sleaze that should be a bit more appealing to the "average" exploitation/porn fan. Eschewing many of the typical 80s-era Brazilian porn entrapments (namely the common graphic depictions of guy-on-guy sex) - FUK FUK is a bit more "universal" slice of un-PC sleaze that is sexy, trashy, and truly funny at the same time. FUK FUK (played by mini-Brazilian porn-star Chumbinho) is a freaky-deaky little guy with a crate full of dildos who has a knack for finding his way out of and getting himself into some sticky situations. Whether it involves flushing himself down a toilet to escape a jealous husband, stealing a passerby's umbrella as a disguise, putting a dildo on his foot to pleasure a housewife, having his dick almost cut off with hedge-clippers, whacking-off while staring at a statue while looking through a hole in a piece of wood, jerking-off to a poster of Marilyn Monroe and then toying with a giant penis statue that shoots a ginormous load in his face, or inexplicably shooting fireworks out of his ass - FUK FUK is here to please... Yet again, I have zero idea what the hell FUK FUK A BRASILEIRA is actually about. The plots of pretty much all of these Brazilian hardcore/exploit films make absolutely no sense to me. What I can tell you, is that FUK FUK is one of the "lighter", more ridiculously bizarre, and more entertaining pieces of Brazilian trash-cinema that I've seen. If you think that you'd dig an unintelligible film about a midget getting caught in a bunch of sexually compromising situations, then you'll probably like this one. I know I did...I think

Swallow It

Cheers, and fill me up again and again. I just can't swallow it fast enough! Sometimes you gotta just go with the flow... The French Connection and Cream of the Crop have done it again. They've uncovered a classic masterpiece about the one subject we all want to experience: a no-holes-barred, non-stop fuckfest splattered by torrents of spewing jizz! Thirsty hunks lapping up every precious still-warm drop. Awesome!

Entertainment Bi-Night

Lights, camera, hot wet action is the "bi-words' at the 27th Annual Port Awards. What these 'tail-ented' performers do to make a sex movie good is beyond words! Just take it from me, when you see what this well built honey and her three male partners do to each other, your mouth will water! And that's only the first scene!!! You'll agree Entertainment Bi-Night is hot, award winning satisfaction!!

Sex Academy

I don't know; it's just something about the plot that gives me pause. I mean, if I were a male student at a spy school run by Tamara Longley, and I were given a password and told that I must not reveal it, no matter what the female students did to get it out of me, and that the punishment for copping out would be that I'd have to repeat the course, I don't think I'd worry too much about keeping my word private. And if I were a female student assigned to get that password at any cost, and the prize for success was a session of my own with the lovely Ms. Longley, I'd certainly do my utmost to get that word. So who cares about the plot? The sex is terrific! Joey Silvera is the first to enjoy the pleasures of being a spy, and his blonde partner certainly does her best. Talk about hot! Her well-padded breasts lightly grazing his chest, as she intones, "Give me the word . . . the word." It's enough to raise your pressure. But not all the ladies are good spies. Jessica Wylde has the double problem of being unable to lure the male student of her choice into her bedroom, and of having Tamara suspect that she's a double agent. But when she finally does get into the action, you won't be disappointed. Her waist-length hair adds an eroticism seldom seen in shot-on-video productions. It's too bad we have to wait until the end to really see Tamara in action (she has one early girl/girl scene with Kristara Barrington) but when she struts her stuff, you'll see why she's considered one of the hottest actresses in adult cinema today. And speaking of Kristara, she's one hot cookie too . . . but, I'm sorry to say, outshined by just about everybody else. Me, I want to see more of Jessica Wylde's hair.

Gay Erotica from the Past Vol. 2

The cock tease continues in this second volume of gay "smokers" from the '50s and '60s. Buns, flaccid penises and over-enthusiastic wrestling are the recurring themes in these often-funny shorts. Shorts include one hilarious one called 'Marble Illusion' in which a sculptor's Adonis-like marble statue comes to life, but he doesn't know what to do with it. The final few shorts all feature California boys frolicking naked poolside and channeling their sexual frustrations into relentless wrestling sessions. The names of some of the other shorts are 'Call Me Stud', 'Tim and Jim', and 'Snow Body'. The short 'Three's a Crowd' is an entertaining tale of two campers who meet up with a voyeuristic reptilian stranger. Let 'em cruise on their own planet! (It's not as groan-inducing as it sounds.) This is one of the "softer" entries in this series, as the emphasis is more on true erotica rather than hardcore. Nudity yes; tons of sex no. The image quality is pretty shaky throughout too; apparently not a lot of time or energy went into restoring these shorts. (The DVD looks like a partially cleaned up VHS transfer.) Worth seeing nonetheless, and if you need something to show your liberal het friends, this one won't send them running for their Dramamine.

A Mafia Sexual

I saw this trashy-porn-Brazilian flick at a theater about 20 years ago, if I remember correctly, I was around 15 or so, remember I AM Brazilian! I know most of you guys can't take on the dirty jokes or the gutter-mouth talking throughout the movie, but I gotta say that they kinda worked for the Portuguese-speaking audience at the time. Well, they got me going. Female Brazilian porn-stars at the time were far from the beauty standard of today, these days they're gorgeous, but back then they were... well, let's say that if they weren't all that, at least they compensated being filth and nasty and willing to do whatever crossed Sady's perverted mind. There's a curiosity in the jail scene: the attorney who comes to rescue Galego (the main character played by Sady Baby) is played by Pedro de Lara a famous TV actor who used to appear in a few popular shows on Sunday nights. Unfortunately, Sady Baby has supposedly killed himself by jumping from a bridge last year.

Indiana Joan in the Black Hole of Mammoo

Barbie Dahl is delicious as she hooks up with natives in the jungle for all sorts of interracial action. Loads of incredible male/female and female/female action. Look for the great scene as Barbie is subdued by some native women that proceed to tongue her like there is no tomorrow. Barbie tries to resist, begging, “Oh no, no, don’t eat me!” But soon she is grinding and moaning as she cums left and right. The natives are in full jungle outfits and played in stereotypical over-the-top style. If you enjoy ebony and ivory action, you will love this film. A delightful parody of the Indiana Jones films that interracial action fans will enjoy over and over.

Talk Dirty to Me 8

Welcome back to the nation's only radio station that offers continuous psychological advice and non-stop country music. We've got a special treat for you today folks. Ashlyn Gere takes over the prime time slot. After an enthusiastic boy/girl romp, she'll lead our numerous female listeners in a diddle-with-yourself workshop. Later, our other D.J., Randy West, will show you fans how to get over being dumped by a cheating, two-bit tramp wife with the assistance of lovely K.C. Williams, followed by another typical boy/girler for you. Finally, you'll be treated to a wild Gere and West belly bounce on our "love chair" which is available for purchase – really! There's an ad and everything. This will rank as one of Ashlyn Gere's hottest moments… and there have been plenty. So sit back, relax and leave the dull dialogue to us. We promise lots of talk and talk and some intriguing sex scenes. Thankfully so, because this latest entry in the marketable and popular series is one of the summer's few high points. A must.

Great Balls Of Fire

I'll shake your nerves and I'll rattle your brain. I'll make you hit notes you never knew you could. Come on, sing for me!! These guys are hot, horny, and ready to unleash their lustful passions on each other for you!!! The action is hardcore and will leave you begging for more!!!

Sex Symbol

It's not me to take my clothes off in front of a camera! Angela Summers screams at Tianna. that's like Ted Kennedy saying, "I think the young lady was mistaken, officer." Movie producer Sean Michaels wants Summers to disrobe. I just hope his sales pitch is slicker than his opening scene with assistant Tianna where he stumbles over his lines like Helen Keller looking for an electrical outlet. Summers has a "convince me to do this" scene with Tianna that's fairly ballistic. But watch out, here comes the cliche! "Let's look at some videos and see how tasteful your scene can be," says Tianna. You know the rest. Trixie Tyler renders a couple of scenes, one with Michaels that's pretty decent. By the way, Angela gets convinced, and she carries out her mission with Biff Malibu in grand style. But, I bet you already knew that.

Video Tramp

Already a huge seller, Video Tramp proves that any ho-hum sexvid with nice packaging can prove popular. Unfortunately, this tape wastes the beautiful Christy Canyon, the video tramp who is actually the video clerk. The loveable Christy seems to choke on Tom Byron during one three-way scene, also involving Marc Wallace and Jessica Wylde's orgasms still do not convince me that she enjoys herself while being filmed. Plus you can't always see everything going on, which becomes a bore when the sex scenes are as overextended as they are here. Actually, the best part occurs when Jessica Wylde briefly masturbates. Video Tramp proves to be cumbersome viewing. So much for best-selling videos, with pretty box covers.

Ta Mej I Dalen Countrylife

Ta Mey I Dalen (Countrylife) is a Swedish film with three American performers. Sweden's liberal attitude toward sexuality remains more tolerant than that of the USA. It was this way even as far back as 1967, when Vilgot Sjoman's "I Am Curious (Yellow)" became the first movie with explicit sex to get theatrical playdates in the USA. Until recently, on-screen depiction was prohibited in Swedish cinema. So Swedish directors had to find edges around to which to suggest aggression. Here is one example. Chris Chittel owns a farm. He has a dominant-male attitude. When he wants sex, he expects his female staff to immediately cease what they are doing and satisfy him. His American cousin (Eric Edwards) is visiting. C. Chittel tries to imbue his beliefs upon E. Edwards; but his way does not work for his cousin. The European women in this film, including Jacqueline Laurent (absolutely stunning for a 55-year-old), are beautiful, attainable, and fresh. You'll love them all. The threat is provided by C. Chittel's housekeeper, who loathes him and the entire lascivious atmosphere. She is planting dynamite all around the farm, intending to explode it off the face of the earth. You can surmise that she is halted in her plan. You might even be able to guess how and by whom she is stopped. I believe you will agree with me that films like this succeed in making explicit hardcore sex more palatable to those who have only seen what lines the shelves at video stores today.

Mouthwatering Naturals

The top underground tit films of the early 70's remain some of the purest tit action films made to this day. Jaw dropping stunners like Roberta Pedon needed a few extra bucks and would strip down and show off their huge hot tits and every square inch of skin to horny cameramen. The big titty loving die hards at Alpha Blue have sorted through piles of rare solo tit films to bring you this collection which includes Roberta in Play With Me, Marie in Splits and Tits, classic tit action from Playmate and more! All digital film transfers with CD quality music soundtrack.

Foxy Lady 9

Just when you think that the Foxy Lady videos simply can't get any hotter Teresa Orlowski surprises you with a new collection of super hot sex stories. This time most of them are about group sex, and believe me, you've never seen foursomes as steamy as that. Double penetration, fantastic blowjobs, anal sex, great cum shots - here's everything you love about wild orgies! But sex is not only about group fucking, and Teresa knows that better than anyone else. So she included a couple of hot couple fucking sessions that have something romantic about them. So lay back and enjoy the true masterpiece of classic porn!

Inside Pussycat

Fear not. filth fans. Inside Pussycat more than picks up the slack. Conducting an experiment on "classic schizophrenia" for his doctorial thesis, a swinging hepcat drops some medicine on a handful of repressed college chicks, leading to squeals of pleasure. Later on, the shocked coeds watch themselves in action on the film. ("Wow! Is that really me? That’s disgusting!"). Inside Pussycat is a keeper. It’s shot, edited and directed eons better than most Golden Age flesh feasts. Better yet, the cast of shapely party dolls contain some potent eye candy (including gorgeous LILLY FOSTER, of Liz Mama’s Little Girl and Orita De Chadwick of Shool for D Girls). Unlike the usual human debris that haunt these early 70s skinfests. there are no pimples, needle marks, surgical scars, protruding nose hairs or diaper rash on view. Just a pulsating palace of pubic hair so soft and fluffy you’ll want to reach into the TV and run your fingers through it.

Butt's Up, Doc 2

A clit in her butt? C’mon…and there’s a clinic for this? You’ve got to be putting me on! The waiting room is jammed? Somebody answer that page! “Calling Dr. Jammer, Dr. Foxx, Dr. Jammer!

Between You And Me

Between You & Me is a confidential expose’ of sorts, narrated by a character who’s anxious to share some big myth with us. Promised to be told "what the real story is behind all this," we are carried from one sexual encounter to the next, in a complex morality tale about the evils of juicy gossip. Gary, the narrator and protagonist, is clearly a monomaniac, and his narration gets demented very early on. Apparently, in this small town, very little else is on anybody’s mind but fucking and wanting to know what "really happened between Gary and Jenny." In one scene, a beautiful girl named Debbie interrupts a wonderful blowjob she is giving to ask this very question.

Alice In Whiteland

A follow-up to the all-black 'Alice in Blackland' from the same year, this movie is a perfect example of Angel at the height of her popularity being matched with a mostly-white cast.'Whiteland' gets right to the point when Angel, laying nude in her bed, is awakened by a tall white man who appears out of thin air and makes the hands disappear from her alarm clock by snapping his magical fingers. Within seconds the dude is on top of her and Angel gets her first 'taste' of 'Whiteland'."But fucking isn't the only thing they do in 'Whiteland'. Oh, no. For some unexplained reason Angel is endure golf and tennis lessons (her second scene is a hot girl-on-girl with her tennis instructor), before she's allowed to relax by the pool and work on her tan. Let me tell you, folks, a Williams girl she ain't. When she finally throws down her racquet in frustration, she actually misses the ground!

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Girls! girls! girls! from the ’60s pose just for you (and me), starting with the relaxy blonde cutie who gets intimate with her "Love" pillow, and the pixie-cut brunette who lovingly removes her tights and licks a phallic candle. Later, a dark-haired doll hikes her beige slip to reveal Peter Max panties and a shape that would max out any peter, while a short-haired blonde lounges on a couch, showing off her shapely tanned bod. And that blonde in (and out) of the sundress - those lips! those eyes! those boobs! And what an assembly of amazing brunettes...this one removing fishnet panty hose...that one lounging back to provide an in-depth look at her personality.. .a gloriously trashy one preening in (and out) of her lingerie...a Cher-like space queen posing before a psychedelic painting. But the standout is the cute busty brunette in the green hose — wow!

Naked Eyes

Naked Eyes, the fourth episode in the pseudo-soap Ice Cream series, makes me predict that this is what daytime television will be like in the year 2000. And won¢t that be wonderful! Some of the sex scenes here are long enough for Holly Housewife to mop the kitchen floor, feed the dog, send the brats off to school and still get back in time to see the next scene develop. Just like real soaps! Despite this common flaw, much of the sex is well done. The story opens in Herschel Savage¢s ice cream parlor. In this episode, fortune hunter Shone Taylor recounts a recent adventure in a distant, exotic land. It is via this flashback that we arrive inside a wealthy sheik¢s tent, where his harem, including Bunny Bleu and Susan Hart, entertain the Sheik (also played by Savage) and Taylor. In this setting, we are also treated to the lovely Raven in action. Raven¢s acting is a bit unconvincing, but who cares? She goes down like a champ. Bravo! Meanwhile, back at the ice cream parlor, waitresses Lynne Cartier and Misty Regan are heating things up with a wonderful lesbian scene that just set my little heart a-thumpin (thank you girls). Enter soda jerk Tom Byron and all three get it on. So this is it, another day at the old parlor. Good fun that will probably melt the whipped cream.

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Talk Dirty to Me 9

Talk Dirty To Me 9 winds up something like an 80-minute commercial for lesbian dial-a-date. Sex talk show hostess Dr. Connie Morris (Ashlyn Gere) is suspected of being a lesbian - an incendiary piece of news that causes Gere's ratings to plummet faster than Woody Allen's popularity index. Neither really defending nor denying (at least persuasively) the accusations, Gere is starting to attract a lot of lesbian callers-in who have decided to come out of the closet. You'd swear a lot of the call-in dialogue sounds like reconstituted Penthouse Forum letters. Gere's show is on the verge of getting pole-axed, but her misfortunes aren't occurring by accident. Alex Jordan has a competing talk show, and Jordan is at the helm of a conspiracy to frame Dr. Morris - notwithstanding the fact that Jordan's character is herself a lesbian, but not a very active one, judging the merits of her scene with lover Lacey Rose. In a bright outdoor pool setting, Jordan goes to muff-dive Rose, but Alex's mouth looks like it's been super-glued to Lacey's pussy - the scene stresses that one and one angle only. B-o-r-i-n-g! Ditto a simultaneous masturbation sequence featuring Randi Jones and Christine Appleleigh. Yawn. The show tries to make some valid points, and its look is technically solid. However, an attempt to cram in a 1000 points of light on gay lifestyles while getting the requisite number of sex scenes leaves the overall production looking hurried and incomplete with an absolutely cornball resolution. The fact that psychologist Peter North gives Gere a "gay test" (for crying out loud) to prove she's normal and thus save her program, is absurdist poppycock. A couple of the sex scenes are cut abruptly; Marc Wallice is credited in the production but his actual screen appearance is reduced to five seconds of camera cutaway, as he "spies" on Chrissy Ann having some very brief outdoor sex with Kris Newz. (There's a behind-the-scenes explanation for the Wallice thing, I'm sure.) Anal fans will be disappointed that Stacey Nichols who is famous for her butthole beatifics performs only straight sex with lawyer (???!!!) T.T. Boy, while Gere looks just plain "screen-tired" for the most part, especially in her early-on tryst with Mike Horner. A noble dress rehearsal if it were a rehearsal, but somebody's slip is showing.

Play Me Again Vanessa

Vanessa Del Rio, the all-time greatest porn temptress, takes on supernatural proportions as she steps out of Taija Rae's TV screen to teach her the ins and out of sex. Along the way, she seduces french waiters, acrobats, a midget and a massive stud. You'll love it.

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit 2

If I had to pick the 1990 adult video which deserved sequels, Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? would rank 496th on the list. This time Aja has replaced Victoria Paris as our cartoon loving heroine, and Sasha Gabor (instead of Robert Bullock) is her boyfriend who wants her to be more interested in sex than animation. He changes to a porn channel where for some reason the participants are all wearing rabbit ears. Even the shrink whom Sasha calls in has the ears on. If this is supposed to be funny, it isn't. The only good line is Sasha's when he's told by shrink Randy West to act out a scene with Aja, to which Sasha replies with a sly look: "but doctor, I'm no actor." You're telling me. Not erotic... little to recommend. It's more highly-animated and sexual sizzling as awesomely erotic superstar Aja steps into the role of Rosie Rabbit, the cartoon-crazed cutie who would rather watch than participate. This time out, she's joined in the action by exotic beauties China and the wonderful Charisma, not to mention seductive studs Sean Michaels and Marc Wallice. Aja sparkles in her starring role and gives her all in every scene. Her very wonderfully expressive face, wide-eyed expressions of innocence and firm but curvaceous body combine to make her one of the most sensual women in adult films. A real winner of a sequel, this one truly continues in the spirit of the original. This is the film for you. So what are you waiting for?

You Turn Me On

No need to adjust your television set. Yes, that girl at the beginning of You Turn Me On has a purple face and florescent green clothing. My screening copy said to "adjust tracking." So I do it and now the girl has a purple face, green clothing and snow all over her body. Hey, tracking doesn't help inaudible audio. There's more snap, crackle and pop on this soundtrack than a Rice Krispies commercial. In addition, this sexvid should have been called "You Turn Me Off." I don't care that it has absolutely no story and that everybody acts badly and just has sex. But nobody except for Kimberly Carson seems to be enjoying themselves. It looks like somebody took their 1980 Model Panasonic video camera and walked around shooting people having bad sex. Production values? If a shot of the Hollywood hills or someone's car is your idea of production values, run out and rent this cheap no-budget production. But expect one of the worst quality tapes this reviewer has seen since something called The Sex Stalker last year. With an annoying soundtrack that keeps repeating a garbled title song, You Turn Me On has absolutely nothing to offer the sexvid viewer. Bad news from start to finish!

Anal Power

A dick in your anus,a thrill for you and me.These words of our MAGMA girls are confirmed in this film of the well-known MAGMA quality.

The Big Gulp 2

Stringing a bunch of oral wet shots and tying them together with lead-ins by a horny couple worked very well in Oral Majority I. But lackluster performances by Herschel Savage and Taija Rae, combined with uninspired snippets of past Western Visuals hits, leaves Oral Majority II a weak and unexciting sequel. Like Careena Collins and Paul Thomas in OMI, Taija and Herschel get into intense philosophical discussions about the art of you-know-what. Herschel looks duly uncomfortable (I don't think it's acting), and Taija's dialog and facial expressions resemble fuzzy dice hanging on the rearview mirror of a 73 Camaro. In between the diatribe we're offered monotonous clips and cuts from very good recent videos like The Lust Potion Of Dr. F, Sex Fifth Avenue and other montages articulating the pleasure of hand-to-gland combat. The clips chosen are not very exciting. Now I'm really disappointed! I wade through the clips to see what our hosts are up to — Taija's talking dirty about all her teenage sex experiences and squirming like her Danskin has a brush fire; Herschel's tugging his collar and mugging like Rodney Dangerfield — and eventually they put their money where their mouth is. The end result, unfortunately, isn't worth the wait. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the little humoresque between them. But judging the time invested, I'd have settled for the entire Sex Fifth Avenue.

World Of Peeping Toms

A roving camera crew, doing a documentary on peeping toms, haunt garbage-strewn back alleyways. They interview a variety of degenerates (who look a little like Johnny Legend) The first lunk is outfitted in a tattered straw hat, trenchcoat and huge dark shades. They catch him in the act and give him the third degree. ("How long have you been peeping? Ever watch your girl get undressed?") He briefly discusses his filthy habits then panics and runs away1 The camera pans into the window he was eyeballing and focuses on some hardcore lust courtesy of Rene Bond and a hired schlong. After Rene blows his fuse we meet another bearded loon with glasses (do I detect a pattern here?). This guy’s much more amiable. He prefers "college girls" and gives us a few helpful hints. Time for another sex tryst. A couple improvise some dialogue (bad move) then do the deed. Right in the middle the crew start asking questions. "Excuse me. do you mind people watching7" "Not as long as they don’t interrupt." says loverboy. The next prowler says peeping keeps him in shape. (He has taken up logging for easy getaways!) He prefers climbing up on rooftops with binoculars ("If you don’t see any action at least the view is nice ...") This leads to another gash bash as two well-nippled tramps bump bushes. The End.

Strange Family

There's a family reunion planned, but Paula Stewart seems strangely unenthusiastic. How come? "I'll tell you if you let me eat you," she tells her girl, in Strange Family.A flashback reveals that she was shocked when the massage parlor patron whose pocket she was picking turned out to be her Uncle Wayne. And Uncle Wayne was a bit surprised to recognize his niece after he'd gotten done porking her. Could cause family friction... Speaking of friction, Cousin Jack puts clothespins on Cousin Florie's nipples before she goes down on him, just before another cousin shows up with a bag o' whips & sex toys and gets it on with the two girls. Finally, everybody's getting good and laid except uptight Cousin Maude. "Oh, suck cock, Maude!" everyone urges. Possibly it's the sight of cousin Bart's tres avant garde french tickler, but Maude finally gets hot. "Let's put everything in the kitchen up her," suggests someone, but they stick to the usual utensils.They're using poor Maude for a picnic table when Uncle Wayne finally shows up and a final orgy leaves everybody with that good ol' Mormon Tuesday Family Night glow.

You Make Me Wet

Love and jealousy make strange bedfellows. The fur flies and the juices run rampant when Maude and Tracy combine their fleshly pleasures in strange, unusual, and exciting ways -- but that doesn't stop them from venting their lustful desires with other girls and guys. The sensual flames burn brightly, exploding into an all out conflagration when the two girls get together with a mutual boyfriend to experience the ultimate fulfillment.

Butter Me Up

Wall To Wall Anal! The hot babes with the hot booties are back for an anal extravaganza!! Join the finest ass in porn history, Nina Hartley, for wild back door action, just the way you like it!

Lay It Again Sam

Midnight Classics is proud to offer another classic title pulled from the archives. This title has not been in print since it was originally released in 1988. These chicks are hot and horny and believe me ALL NATURAL. Natural tits, natural bushes and natural tushes. See everything from a sex orgy in a bar to a hot lesbian licking! It's all here for you! This classic will make you explode in your pants before you withdraw your member. How could you not want to see this group sex fuck fest? See stars like Tony Martino, Porsche Lynn, Paul Thomas, and Bridgette Monet.

Stop Or I Will Shoot

Stop or I'll shoot...a big fat load of hot, sticky spunk at you! Or maybe I'll beat off until that perfect moment that the smallest flick of a tongue will set me off and I'll explode all over your face!! Even better, I'll fuck you in the asshole, nice tight, warm asshole and blow my load in there!

Big Sticks

Take me out to the ball game, take me out with the muscle bound boys... Buy me some blow jobs and ass fucks, I don't care if I never get back the cum I lose! Let me root, root, root for the good boys that take it up the ass, if they don't cum it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out, at the old ball game! Big Bo plays hard-ball with his big stick!

Les Grandes Sodomisees Vont Seclater

The director is a J. H. Lewis, but perfectly French; there's no doubting that. Three males are credited: André Kay, Alain Térieur (kills me!), and a Sandro Hiroshima. On the girls side, we have a Léa Ricco ( another stunning piece of humour I guess), a Sonia Volle and a Gina Patrou. So much for the casting on the screen. The sleeve, on a second hand, gives André Kav (obvious mistake), Myriam (???), Sonia Wolle and Caroline M. (good old time when you could so easily change your name!). The story deals with a young couple (in an old castle) in which the future husband tells his would-be wife that he belongs to a sort of legend society whose activity can be summed up to the sharing/testing of the future wife by all the members in order to see if she'll be able to make out her lover from the group. The future bride agrees and she is soon tested by one of the two women who later is seen fornicating with the future husband. Then the girl is seduced by another of the three men (André Kay) and so on until she lives out all possibilities.

Exhibitionist

DVDrip of yet another movie featuring Madison. Hope you guys aren't getting tired of her. This flick seems to be built around the final scene with Madison and Marc Wallice. The other four scenes could be from other movies although none of them are familiar to me. Good quality rip (imho) I think you'll like it.

Mystic Pieces

Ahhhh! It's an '80s porn video feature, the kind of movie I helped put out of business when I came up with the Buttman/gonzo idea! And it stars me with a mullet again! Fortunately, there's no dancing this time, but you get to see more of me acting.... Ahhhhh! Mystic Pieces also stars (in her first month in the business) Tori Wells, showing off why she was soon to become the top-selling Vivid girl. And there's Cheri Taylor wiping down a Ferrari in a tight miniskirt. That got people's attention at the time. While it's not up to today's standards of hard sex (and some of the dialogue seems laughable now), the women make this movie for me.